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Candles Over the White Bridge


The wind was cold this night, gusting in through the cracks and pushing against the dried membrane of the window, making it snap back and forth, each time making a sound like folding parchment. It never seemed to stop, the prying fingers of the cold, working their way through the boards and mud-caulk and eaves, forever slipping underneath the door and around the cracks of the gut-flap window cover. Even during the hottest summers, the cold would find its way in, late at night, it would creep inside, hand in hand with the dew. Nothing could stop the cold, no flame or wall or cloth; the cold would wait forever, if it needed to. Orrick Cullens shivered and pulled his cloak tighter about his shoulders, wishing for wood to burn in his empty fireplace, to keep the night back for at least a few hours.

Through the translucent window cover, he could see the vague outline of the White Bridge, silhouetted by the setting sun. It was, he knew, a glorious sight, gossamer threads and arches glittering as they were set aflame by the crimson wash of the sky above. The Bridge spanned a tremendous chasm, at the base of which the city of White Bridge lay huddled like a stain. Little more than a collection of huts and muddy pathways, the only reason for the cities existence was moving goods back and forth from the river to the well-traveled road above. A meager existence, and a meager and huddled people to live it out. The incredible, ancient beauty of the Bridge somehow made it seem worthwhile sometimes, though.

Except at night. There was nothing Orrick hated more than the night, than all the places just out of sight, all that undefined emptiness. Not that he was afraid of what was beyond his vision. It was more the thought that anything could happen out there and he would not be able to witness it, to attest to the events that happened while under the cover of the inky blackness that fell in this steep crevice. More the thought that he would be helpless to prevent whatever happened out of his sight, to be helpless to help those who needed his aid. As constable of a city which seldem saw the light of the sun, and even less common the light of the moon, he was indeed placed in a miserable situation.

That was the reason he had taken it upon himself to place tallow lamps at every corner of the city, no matter how backwater or unimportant that intersection may be. As he sat during his shift in the watch tower, overlooking the few clusters of huts and shacks that were White Bridge, he would at least not be reliant solely on his hearing to warn him of brigands or any other assaults upon the law-abiding townsfolk. He would, in fact, say (if anyone had ever thought to ask) that even more than a fine glass of honey-ale, even more than the comfort of a soft woman or the laughter of friends, even more than the melody of a particularly good Gleeman's tale, he liked light. He had spent the last fifteen years of his life lighting the lamps and watching over them as they twinkled and wavered throughout the night. It was very likely that the next fifteen would be spent the very same way, and the fifteen after that, if the Great Lords were so kind as to give him so many years.

He dug into the last of his mutton, knowing he had a few more minutes before he would need to go outside. At any moment, Orrick could have said how many minutes of daylight were left before the sun fell for good beneath the western horizon. The wind buffeted his home again, and he was glad for the thick layer of mud he had spread over the walls last month. It had been filthy work, but well worth the effort. Also worth the effort was the elaborate covers he had built around his tallow lamps to protect them from the wind. It would have been simpler to have made them of glass, but glass was not easy to come by on the small salary of a city constable, especially as small a city as this. But after an entire summer of tinkering with wooden flaps and lengths of polished shale, he had managed to devise a way that the lights might burn bright even underneath the attention of the strongest gale.

Outside, he knew the White Bridge has faded into a deep violet, barely visible against the smooth velvety cover of the clouds above. The smooth curves of ivory could be seen only if you were nearly atop the bridge itself. Best not to be traveling at night across the bridge; the ancient builders had not seen fit to build guards along the edge, and it was a long way down indeed. Ten minutes perhaps before the darkness was complete. Sighing, Orrick took a last bite of his meal before throwing the bone to Samson, the mutt that was his only companion in this small shack. Quickly, Orrick gathered up the few tools of his trade, dropping them into a small leather sack at his belt. Again pulling his cloak tight about his shoulders, he stepped out to meet the approaching night.

It took only a few moments to light the city, gently coaxing the thick pools of tallow to burn, then watching to make sure they did not flicker out before the guide-wick caught flame as well. The city lit, he began the long trudge up the side of the cliff wall, to light the candles atop the bridge. He had decided it was best to keep the bridge at least somewhat lit, to protect against merchants who were so greedy as to travel at night from falling to their certainly messy deaths below. As he forged up the gravel-strewn path, a particularly fierce gust of wind forced him to halt and lean back against the stone face, lest he be tossed like a feather over the canyon below. The wind gusted again, as if angry to be thwarted, before breaking again and letting him continue.

This had been a particularly harsh Autumn, he thought to himself as he put foot over foot, endlessly pushing up the path. After the unbelievable season before, the summer that seemed to go on endlessly, burning every drop of water out of the land. And now, the temperature cold enough to kill a man if he did not keep his wits about him. And barely past the Harvest moon. It had been a crazy cycle of the seasons. Yet another mad male caster, claiming to be the Dragon Reborn, in Saldea, gathering folk about him like a general. And then him cast down by the Tower, praise the Light, and not weeks after that, another. This one in Tear, his hand actually on the greatsword Callandor, or so rumor had it. And an army of Aiel if you believed everything you heard. Orrick was cynical to the rumors the tradeships brought. He, of course, believed what his eyes saw, and had little use for anything else.

At last he broke the top, and walked around to the first lamp on the bridge. So many times had he done this, he could do it in the dark if he needed. Fiften years of doing something could have that sort of affect. Still, he liked to get the lamps lit before the sun was gone completely from over the lands of Andor. The principle of the matter. What purpose lighting them at all if they didn't burn all night long?

The first of the lamps sputtered and flickered for several minutes, the wick had not dried from the dew of the morning, and was reluctant to catch. Still, he was patient, and he watched in silence as the moisture sparked and spat and finally gave up. It was nearly dark as he strode purposefully to the second lamp. This one lit quickly, as did the next, and the next. It was dark before he had reached the end, however. Nodding to himself, as he had a habit of doing when he was alone and pleased with his efforts, he began the long trek across the bridge. He was nearly into the circle of light of the next lamp when some strange urge made him turn and look at the night behind him.

He looked back into empty darkness, and deep in his head he could hear his grandmother, her voice broken and tired, as she told him of the Forsaken around a dimly lit hearth. How had that lamp gone out? It had been burning hot and bright just a moment ago.

"And Sammael, it was said he traveled in a cloak of darkness, like the night wrapped about him." Muttering to himself, he marched back to the lamp, in no particular hurry; he knew noone was coming down the road for at least the next few minutes. The setting sun had shone lastly on the trail that wound down out of the hump of mountains to the west, revealing only an empty path. He fumbled with his lantern in the darkness, then gently guided pulled the wick from his own lantern and let it burn in the pool of tallow. A moment of sputtering and the candle lit up as bright as before. Shaking his head, he replaced the wick in his lantern and again began the long walk down the length of the bridge.

There was a light tap on his shoulder, and then around him the amplified light of the lamp was snuffed out. He spun about, raising his lamp high above his head to cast a circle of light about him. He stood alone on the bridge, surrounded only by shadows. He looked at his shoulder and brushed it off lightly with his shoulder. Finding nothing there, he squeezed the cloth to see if it was damp from rain. No, it was dry. Giving one more uncertain look about him, he walked back to the lamp, this time certain the wick must be damaged. Her voice was like the sad creaking of a hinge on a door no longer used.

"Myrddrals they are called, and they walk with the deadly grace of snakes. Their cloaks are all torn and colored dark violet, and the wind never touches it, so a soldier will say every time. They have no face, no eyes, and they can walk in darkness as easy as not."

Muttering to himself, as much to banish the taunting memory of his old grandmother's stories as to actually hear himself, he pulled the main-wick out of the pool of tallow and tossed it over the side of the bridge. The darkness swallowed it so completely as to have never existed. He drew another main-wick from his leather pouch and replaced it gently in the pool. It lit quickly and he rapidly packed his tools away, ready to be snug in the tower, watching over the dull, dirty length of the town. Checking the fixture around the tallow pool, he frowned. It sat firmly in place, and should have worked just fine. Perhaps something had gotten into the tallow-fat?

He again began the long walk back. Just at the edge of light, he stopped and turned. The lamp burned merrily, the fresh wick soaking up the tallow easily. He waited for it to be blown out somehow, but it remainded bright. There you go, must have just been the wick. Continuing down the bridge, he whistled a nameless tune to himself. The shadows moved fitfully around him, pushed back by his lantern. He was almost all the way across when, almost right in front of him, the lamp snuffed out. He had been staring directly at it, so he was sure noone had put it out. It just disappeared, as if someone had closed their fingers on it. It must be an updraft out of the canyon, some rare product of the cool weather this early in the season.

"Moghedien lived in a black palace, a giant spider's lair it was called, with not a single candle burning in it. She would wait in the heart of her den for mortals to come and die. And when they did not come, she would somehow call them..."

Somehow knowing, he turned around. Before his eyes, one by one, the light of the lamps began to disappear. It was as if someone he could not see was walking away from him, blowing out each candle one by one. That was pure foolishness, of course. Just the little boy in him talking on a cold and lonely night...

He turned away from the desolate sight and marched briskly to the lamp at the end of the bridge, intending to light it. And as if to mock him, he felt what he would swear was a fingernail scratch up the back of his neck. He spun, raising his lantern high again. Had something ducked back into the shadows just as he spun? Surely not, now his mind was just playing with him. He scratched and grappled at the back of his neck, driving out the fluttery feeling just beneath the skin, then quickly returned to the tallow lamp. He drew the flaming wick from his own lantern and raised it to ignite the main-wick.

He swore a woman's face, lined and pale and somehow mockingly solemn appeared out of the darkness and puffed her lips. The wick blew out, and he was left standing in darkness.

He shivered, still not frightened, but terribly unsure if his eyes had played a strange trick on him or not. Why would a women blow out his lamps, and how could she have ran all the way back to his end of the bridge without him seeing her coming? What lunacy was this?

He spun about, eyes searching the darkness for some clue. The moon had not yet risen, however, and he was shrouded in darkness. Then, at the far end of the bridge, a solitary lamp lit. He could hardly see it at this length. He paused, considering. If there were foul play about, he needed the light of that lamp to see what was going on. However, there could be bandits and he would never see them approaching in this darkness. He could march down the side of the cliff in the dark; he knew the path well enough not to fall. But what if some caravan were to pass through during the night? They very well could tumble down into the depths below, and that would not do.

As he again began the walk across the bridge, something tugged at the edge of his memory. Something about the woman's face...

"The Dark One himself is but a tower of shadows, a stormcloud of darkness, pure evil. And when your body fails, he comes for you himself, draws you deep inside his cloudy blackness, and makes you a part of it, forever doomed to wander through empty black mists."

He shivered. Thinking back on it, his grandmother had always seemed a little bent toward the more evil variety of childhood tale. Searching his memory, he couldn't seem to recall one nice story she had ever told him. This was just foolish thoughts to fill up a strange and windy evening, though. Almost halfway across the bridge, he realized the lamp was not lit, but instead a lantern held in the hands of a cloaked figure.

He stopped, unsure. Who would be standing on the bridge? Why would they have blown out all his lamps? He pondered, perhaps it was a brigand, waiting to do him some harm. Or perhaps it was a Trolloc, wandered south in search of who knows what. Should he just go back to the town? Forget this whole crazy night, call out the other constables and spend the night huddled together against the evils in the darkness?

In the end, it was the sheer preposterousness of any idea he could come up with that motivated him. Would the Forsaken honestly come out to this little backwater trading village, simply to torment him? Would myrddrals honestly storm this empty city? He was merely forming ridiculous ideas to explain some off phenomenon of nature. The robed figure was merely a traveller, waiting at the end of the bridge, unsure if they should cross in the darkness or wait til morning. He would walk across, ask the traveller to use his lantern flame for a moment to light his own, and then be about his business and enough with this foolishness. No use trying to keep the lamps lit when the wind was just going to blow them out again. He would take them down in the morning, and devise some sort of guard against an updraft, which it surely must be, an updraft blowing up over the side of the bridge.

Stepping into the circle of light from the traveller's lantern, he was suddenly overwhelmed by a powerful stench, a reek of death and decay. He gagged, looking at the figure through watering eyes. How could he stand the scent, it was so strong? Something must have been rotting here for days to become this foul. Even as he thought of that, he knew it couldn't be true. He walked the length of this bridge twice a day, every day. If something had been rotting here, he would have smelled it and carted the carcass off. No such thing had occured. What was going on here?

And then he knew. Even before the figure reached back and drew back the hood of its cloak, he knew. He stared into the eyes of the figure, seeing now the familiar face, destroyed but still recognizable thru the decay. The flesh was purple and stretched, seeping yellow fluid. Stark holes along the cheeks showed where worms and insects of other sorts had burrowed into the flesh. Wispy, tangled clots of hair dangled obscenely from a ragged and stripped skull. And his grandmother's eyes stared at him from the dark pits beneath the brows, the sockets full of writhing maggots.

"I always told you to stay out of the dark. I thought I raised you to be a good boy, and now here I find you breaking the rules. I think, little Orrick, you shall have to be punished."

Orrick, who really had faced the strange events of the night with terrible bravery, finally snapped. Screaming in horror, he turned and fled from the dark-sent apparition, fear clotting his every sense. In a moment he was gone, swallowed up by the shadows.

Graendel let the weaves fall, returning to her natural form once more. She had hoped for a little more spine from the lad; he had seem so set in his ways she was sure he would have stared his own dead grandmother in the face and somehow explained it to himself. Like everything else, the people these days seemed frail and sad imitations of what had been in the days before the sleep. Even with Lews Therin running about in that feeble farm boy's body, she was grateful to be able to prove to herself she was superior to this sad cattle. Sending weaves out into the night, she probed, feeling for another mind to break.

Orrick knew his mistake a moment before he made it. He tried to stop, tried to throw himself to the ground or grab at something to stop his progress. He was only a moment too late. Plunging over the edge, he stopped shrieking in horror. Realizing that really couldn't have been his dead grandmother. Really, how would a dead person have the strength to dig thru five feet of hard-packed soil? Especially with rotting muscles and through a solid wood coffin? Total foolishness. Thoughts like this really did him no good, he thought to himself, perhaps a little crazily.

Staring at the lamps burning in the village below, rushing up at him with terrible speed, Orrick reflected perhaps the uncertainty of darkness was somehow preferrable to seeing everything. And then he was past the lamps, and everything was dark again for a very long, long time.

Yggdrasil

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Amyrlin, this may interest you- Sedai Meranith

Researchers note: Appears to be some sort of diary entry. . .strange that it should have survived the destruction. Stranger still that it should be written in blood and on the cured skin of a small child...

It began with the whisperings. Bodiless voices in the deep of night.

Animals missing, children snatched from their beds in the dark hours. No warning. No one was spared. Barons and peasants alike suffered, equally.

Strange things occurred in the night in fair Aridhol. King Radien Mayel worried endlessly about the affliction his fair country had contracted. The reports he received were horrid. Trails of blood that led from cottages, only to disappear abruptly. Nothing conclusive and no clues as to the villain.

When the children began missing from his capitol, King Mayel knew he must do something. He must protect his kingdom, and more importantly his daughter, Raen.

Ahh, Raen, the last remembrance of his fair wife , Sylwen. The pride of Aridhol! Gracious, beautiful, wise beyond her six tender years. She was adored by the kingdom entire as was her mother before her. The whole of Aridhol mourned the queen's death, and took solace in the last gift she gave them, Raen. Everyone loved her.

And she had the most beautiful sapphire eyes.

Seeking to put an end to his peoples suffering, King Mayel sent an entire squadron of Aridol's famous Ranger-Paladins to scour the countryside seeking out and bringing to justice the cause of this plague.

The ranger-paladins traced rumors of a male channeler to a small village just on the outskirts of the city proper. They struck at night and were appalled to discover the newly arrived priest, covered in blood, crouched among piles of animal parts and the corpses of children, offering souls to the dark gods.

They took him mercilessly. However, the priest was possessed of frightening strength and his eyes glowed emerald in the near dark of the church. His foul use of the source took many a brave warrior to the grave. In the end he was over powered by sheer numbers. Stilled, and chained, he was taken to the King.

The price of the cure to his country was incredible. Of the five hundred ranger-paladins sent, barely a dozen came home.

The King looked down from his throne at the beaten prisoner. There would be no mercy for this one. The priest glared his baleful emerald eyes in contempt. With his daughter by his side the king uttered few words, "At dawn, you die." With a disdainful motion of his head, the king left. The priest was strangely silent.

In the hours before dawn, firewood was gathered, and set around a tall wooden stake. Copious amounts of lamp oil were poured on the pile. The stage was set and all that remained were the players in this seemingly final act.

At dawn the square was filled with people. King Mayel watched from his tower as the priest was led to what was to be his pyre. Upon being tied to the post, the spell of silence on the priest seemed to vanish. "Damn you Mayel!, I will not rest easy in the grave!", he screamed, spittle flying with every word. With emerald eyes blazing he cried, "I will take from you everything you hold dear, your life, your kingdom, and finally, I will take Raen."

King Mayel fairly snarled as he protectively pulled Raen closer. "You will take nothing, lest it be from the grave!!" With a sharp gesture of his head he signaled his Ranger-Paladins. Raising their shining war bows to the sky, they drew taut their justice, and awaited the final sign. The King stood many moments staring back at the monster. An almost unseen flick of his wrist sent five thousand stabs of righteous fury singing into the morning sun, where they hung
       brightly,
            then,
          descended.

Ten years passed, and the curse of the dread priest was all but forgotten. King Mayel remarried and had a son, whom he christened Balwen. He grew strong and was as beloved of the people as his sister. These were the golden years of Aridhol, and fast approaching their end.

Raen had grown into a beauty of unsurpassed poise and grace. But she had taken to studies of the darker practices of her peoples. The King was unhappy to say the least. As she became increasingly violent, the King was forced to send her away. King Mayel descended into a deep melancholy. If only he had kept closer watch.

As before, it began with the whisperings. Disembodied voices barely heard and never understood in the night.

This time however, when the search began, an anonymous letter to the General, sent him pale and shaking to the palace itself.

He found King Mayel, covered in blood, crouched in piles of mutilated children, his eyes blank and unseeing, his mind broken.

News spread quickly, and as Prince Balwen was still so young, Raen was called back from her isolation, where the nuns pronounced her cured of her affliction.

In the dawn after the preparations for the kings execution, Raen stood silently in her fathers tower. With a small gesture, 10,000 Ranger-Paladins loosed justice and mercy into the dawn's light. Where they hung,
       shining,
            then,
          descended.

The citizens of Aridhol gazed up at their Princess as she wept silently. Their hearts crying for this brave young woman. She had become so beautiful, they said. She looked radiant! The people gathered that morning could only marvel at her strength of will. They cried for her and for the fall of a great monarch. They would in the days ahead, use her as an example, and take comfort in her strength.

And they speak about how tall she had grown and how beautiful her emerald eyes were.

----Raen left Aridhol that night, never to return. She went north in to wilds. It is rumored that she acquired a demon lover.

----Other rumors persist that of this union a child was born. They claim that as the child was born and Raen lay dying she spoke only three words. Smiling strangely she whispered, "His name is Mordeth."

----There is no further information of this child or Raen's final resting place.

Researchers note: The fragment ends here, Amyrlin, it was found, clutched in the rotting arm of a Myrddraal. There was nothing else left of the creature. Simply an arm, lying half out of a crumbling archway leading into the ruins of an ancient city. As this seemed in keeping with your current project, we did not enter the city, instead bringing this to you forth with. We do not know what killed the Myrddraal . . . .

Caanan

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The Attack


Maedros awoke and his senses reeled. "Yes, Dark One," he said, and then shook his head to clear it as he realized no one was about. A rare earthy scent in his nose and a dampness on his skin told him that it had just rained. Odd. He'd never slept through rainfall before. Maedros had listened well to the Lorekeepers as a boy, and to him every rainfall represented hope that the Aiel Nation would find redemption in the three-fold land. He had savored every minute of each rainfall of his twenty-two years, one or two each windy season. Maedros could imagine that he passed into manhood in the short span of those cumulative hours, racing toward adulthood in a double-handful of inspired lunges. The other children took joy in the rare precipitation as well, dashing about headlong, shouting and whooping to the sky, but for Maedros the experience was transcendant, transforming. A tangible promise of future glory. Maedros blinked but could not clear the impression of a well-worn algode blouse and a piercing gaze. A thick claminess melded into the feeling of dampness on his skin and snatched his attention like a sand-lizard grabbing its prey. This was no rain. He realized that the clinging sensation had been there for quite some time, and his still-waking mind had chosen to interpret it as the more agreeable water moisture. Jarred fully awake, Maedros saw movement among the patrol he was with, which had bivouacced for the night in a cleft of the bluffs facing westward toward the Spine.

If the claminess had awoken them, it could not have arrived long ago, for the spears were shamefully disorganized. Maedros sprung to his feet, veiling in the same motion, and shot an annoyed glance at the young spear he had left in charge of the watch. A promising young man, but he had apparently failed his duty this night. Maedros looked away lest he shame the spear further by seeing his disgruntlement, and focused his eyes eastward over the bluff. There was too much movement to be only the patrol sentries. Maedros gripped his spears and decided that the Codarra Tain Shari that had been following them for the past week had finally decided to press the attack. Ever since Maedros had become de facto leader of the Cor Darei Society in Clan Chareen, there had been turmoil in the Nation over Maedros returning after six years in the Blight to take leadership in the Warrior Society dedicated to eradicating shadowrunners. No few Aiel saw both Maedros and his prey as the same enemy, and the Codarra True Bloods had arrived to pass bloody judgement on the male channeler who remained with the Nation.

As he watched the pattern of advancement, the strange dream he had tugged at the back of his mind. He shook his head to clear it and flashed signals to the waiting spears. Perhaps a few of the sentries could be brought in before Tain Shari arrived. Every shift and twist of the dance woven before him signaled the death of another of his sentries. Musing that he should feel honored that such capable spears were sent against him, Maedros gave rapid orders to the main body of his patrol - the natural defensiveness of the campsite could be used to even the odds somewhat. He wondered if the Talent would come to him this night, and snorted at the irony of it. Whether he could tap his ability this night might well determine whether he would pass into the next dream tomorrow night or much, much sooner. He spat in frustration as the dance before him flowed ever closer. A glint from a spear here, a snatch of a glance of ghostly whtie cadin'sor there, and a muffled thump which accompanied each shift and transition. Maedros took solace that no spears dishonored themselves by crying out as they were cut down.

Abruptly the pattern shifted, and Maedros felt his stomach clench as he realized he had glimpsed this stranged dance before. What looked like steam rose from the ground, swirling and eddying around the major streams in the flow of the dance, where the True Blood spears must be concentrated. A loathsome precognition wracked Maedros to his core and shattered the calm in which he grasped at Saidin. Those spears before him would not see the coming dawn. The eerie mist wavered and thickened, forming and reforming chaotically. Maedros's view of the advancement was rapidly obscured, and as the screams started, he tried not to imagine what would make the aiel shame themselves so. Flashing signals to calm his nervous spears, Maedros gave the command to fire arrows into the fog. A futile effort, but one which would occupy their minds as this insanity coalesced about the camp. The soft twang of bow strings and rushing whir of dozens of arrows were followed only by human cries, at which Maedros felt a resigned disappointment. A deep-throated wailing drew forth from the solidifying eddies, and Maedros cursed as he fumbled for the Source vainly.

As an unnatural cloud breasted the encampment like Sightblinder's own sandstorm, a shaft of blinding purple-white liquid fire from the north, from the teeth of shadow, cut through it, instantly dissolving everything it touched. One of the Codarra spears broke away from the ruptured eddy, staggering towards the camp with ragged stumps where his arms should have been and his clothing strangely half melted away. Maedros wondered how he could be such a visage of death and still be walking. The man collapsed soundlessly as Maedros's eyes were drawn to the afterimage of the pale light-spear. More shafts of the fluid light darted into the fog in quick succession, evaporating the cloud and revealing more clearly twisted half shadows writhing within. Finally having targets, the patrol let fly into the spawn of darkness, but the arrows seemed to fade away as they reached into the now thinned fog. The unknown channeler was approaching at a run, but Maedros could see that it would be too late to save his spears.

As tendrils of clammy dampness wafted around him, a strange calm overtook him, and his mind descended into an unaccountably familiar dark blankness. As Maedros seized Saidin, snatches of images from his dream returned to him, with a woman's voice saying "he will return from the teeth of Shayol Ghul with wrathful anger... ." Flame spewed forth from his hands as he desparately tried to push back the writhing fog. Sounds of spears dying reached his ears and he screamed in rage and anguish, clawing for more of the Source than he had ever before dared. Weaves of air slammed a shield between the remaining spears gathered around him and torrents of fire he sent toward threatening black abominations within the fog.

Only slowed, the creatures pulsed and coalesced, oozing through cracks in the shield of air that couldn't exist. The stars faded away, and Maedross hands whitened around the shaft of his spear as he gathered for a final effort. A thick shaft of liquid fire shattered through the center of the writhing forms, and swept about to clear a path to Maedros and the handful of spears with him. Maedros squinted through the afterimage and made out a haggard skeletal figure in clinging tatters of cadin'sor. Maedros gasped as he recognized a Chosen One of Chareen who had gone to spit in Sightblinder's eye when he was little more than a boy. Maedros opened a hole in the shield of air for the gaunt figure, who stepped through the encroaching tendrils of evil and began gathering flows of the Power to himself. "I thought you were dead," Maedros said in dazed unbelief. Sunken eyes regarded Maedros as the other man said, "She came to me in a dream. I.." and stopped short, screaming, as a twisted claw tore through his abdomen and thigh, spraying blood and bone. Adrenaline and the Source flooded through Maedros as he rapidly wove the same flows together, and the great shaft of liquid fire seemed to leap from his hands of its own accord, shattering the dense cloud and the twisted things in it as Maedros let the beam play through a half-circle. Only a few wisps remained of the dank mist, and Maedros was so shocked by the great smooth rivulets carved out of the bluff face that he didn't even flinch when the corpse of the gaunt man sat up.

Kelai looked down at his uninjured side, and shifted his gaze to Maedros, the wildness in his eyes nearly vanishing for the first time in months. His mouth tightened in a near-grin. "I thought I was dead too."

Kelai stood up, and brushed off the dust from his clothes, then he gazed into Maedros eyes. You could notice the madness in his eyes, Maedros hadn't noticed that before. Then it all went so fast...Kelai quickly seized Saidin and wove a pattern of darkness into the soul of Maedros. Flesh and bones were scattered all across the area, the blood was everywhere. Then it all went black...

When he woke up, he realized he had no eyes, he tried to feel them with his hands, but he had no hands. He wanted to scream, but he had no mouth, nor a tounge. He wanted to run away, but he had no legs. All he could do was listen, listen to the wierd sounds comming from inside the room, a quiet laughter reached his ears, he recognized the laughter as Kelai's.

He wanted to scream why?! Why would you do this to me, why!, but all he could do was listen, listen to the laughter. Then Kelai spoke "Silly Aiel, do you know how the fast the Blight can change a man, how easily it can change your life, your soul, your values? No i thought so..." then he continued. "On my way to the heart of the Blight i met the Great Lord, he showed me mercy, he reshaped me, strengthened me, gave me the love i needed...do you know how the dark feels like Maedros, do you?" Maedros shivered, ashamed, ashamed of what Kelai had turned into, the panic was all over him, shouting in his face, flee flee, but he knew the outcome of this meeting, this place was going to be his grave... then he felt a cold hand stroking whatever remained of his chest.

Kelai laughed again, Maedros could feel the laughter shattering through his body, giving him goosebumps. "Oh poor soul, blinded by the Light.... so dedicated to the light that you cannot see what's good for you, well I'm about to change that.... I'm going to make your worst nightmares come through... I'm going to let you embrace the darkness, I'm going to make your soul so tainted that you will fear yourself.. I will reshape you into beast, a wartoy, a sword of the Great Lord...you're going to thank me when im done..."

And from that second, the pain Maedros felt when Kelai reshaped him inch by inch, hour after hour, day after day, month after month cannot be explained. Whatever sanity he had when he arrived was long gone by now, twisting his thoughts, mind and soul into his worst nightmare. He became what he hated most, a slave of the darkness...

Maedros

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#2 - AoC Scary Story

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Fifteen minutes to midnight. Moonlight lay thick on the little quaddling villag of the halflings. The sleepy hamlet tucked in the forests east on Manetheran held a secret that not even the boldest adventurer had ever dared to dream of.

Grobule the fat human grocer of the Shire snored loudly as he rolled over on his bed, which was stuffed with feathers stolen from the chickens of Farmer Gamgee. Replete with cream cakes and good ale, Grobule slavered in his sleep as he dream of the wanton ways of Kim, the seductive wench in the Stag and Crown Bar of Manetheran. For a moment, his satisfied smirk faltered as sudden visions of his domineering wife (sister of the village Thane) invaded his dreams, but just in time he managed to remember that his wife knew nothing of his philandering ways which had been restricted to lands beyond the Shire, and he returned to happy slumbering. On the mantelpiece, the hands of the stumpy, fat-bellied clock, which bore a surprising resemblance to Grobule himself, inched unerringly towards the witching hour. Outside the windows of Grobule's hay thatched cottage, a storm cloud suddenly scudded across the moon.

In the town of Manetheran, Cabe was running back to his quarters behind the stable, late, after an illicit game of darts at the Inn of the Pig Lady.

"Just once," he prayed, "don't let that old tyrant Morgan catch me out without permission again, or he'll make me muck out the mules for the rest of the year."

Cabe, the illegitimate child of Kim led a hard life. A perpetual embarassment to his mother who still lived in hopes of attracting a second husband, he had been given shelter, board, and the ignominous title of Assistant Manure Sweeper at the Manetheran stables in return for earning his own keep. A few gold shekels did come his way now and then from pitying travellers as they traded furs and trinkets to Huerin for the use of a steed, but no sooner did he accumulate a small hoard, then his mother would demand it all, either to buy cosmetics from the Amazing Vinzini or consult the the local fortune teller, Madame Feranza, as to whether Grobule the obnoxious grocer would divorce his skinny wife and marry her.

Just he was about to round the corner into the square, Cabe saw a dark shadow insinuate itself out of the dark alleyway and hiss alarmingly at him.

"Come here boy!"

As the figure sidled out into the dim glow of the street lamp, he realised that it was an old wrinkled woman, stooped and bent under the hood of her cloak. Cabe had half a mind to ignore her cracked voice and get to the stables before Morgan discovered his truancy, but the old woman held out a heavy purse in her gnarled hand. Even from a distance he could see it was filled with bright gold coins. Drawn in spite of himself, Cabe asked, "What do you want?"

"Simple my boy," replied the old hag. "Show me the way to the Shire. It has been too long since I was there last, I do not remember the path."

"The Shire?" Cabe repeated suspiciously. "You mean the halfling village? What business do you have there at this time of the night? All the halflings close their shops at sunset, none of them will be out or awake, they are afraid of the dark."

The old woman grinned toothlessly.

"There is a reason why they do not go out at night. But enough. If you lead me there, all this money will be yours. A hundred gold coins. But you must hurry, I must be there before midnight." she insisted.

Temptation overcame his fear. Cabe's hands closed eagerly around the purse.

"Very well," he said, fingering the hardness of the coins beneath the silk "I know a short cut, shown to me by my friend Sting the ranger."

He turned and ran down the deserted street, not looking to see if the old woman was following or not.


As the lone cloud eclipsed the moon, the Shire was plunged into silence. The branches of the trees shading the twisting paths crossed and uncrossed until dark shadows appeared to slide down their rugged boughs and glide off murmuring into the downs. The old watermill sat deserted on the hill, but its lone window, like a malevolent eye, kept restless watch over the darkened village.

The door of the cottage creaked cautiously opened as the Thane poked his head out into the waiting night.

"It's time," he said over his shoulder.

His sister Mirka threw a shawl over her head, casting eerie shadows over her face. Picking up a lantern, the two halflings crept past the shire post, the now quiet shops and down the lane leading towards the Haon-Dor forest. As they hurried, their figures appeared to grow taller than the average halfling and their eyes began to glitter greedily.

Finally they reached the grassy field. Mirka was panting and out of breath but she put the carefully wrapped bundle she had been carrying under one arm on the rickety table. In the daytime, the table was spread with good food by the village beauty, Goldilocks, to feed hungry halflings passing through. Tonight it was an altar of sacrifice. Goldilocks herself was hiding behind the Elven Wizard, in the gloom, her face was rat-like.

The Elven Wizard nodded as he saw them.

"Dahzila is not here yet," he said. "We will wait."

They waited, as the minutes ticked past. A cold breeze whipped through the field. Goldilocks whimpered and drew closer to the Elven Wizard's silvery cloak. He looked down briefly and her face filled with adoration, but he moved away and looked the bundle Mirka had brought.

"Good," he said jovially as though appreciating apple-bobbing skills at a county fair, but he whipped the cloth away to display the severed head of the Keeper of the Ring, bloodied eyes wide open and staring up at the moonless sky. Goldilocks squealed and began to titter in fright. Even the Thane winced. The Elven Wizard remained as though carved in stone, one hand caressing the flowing locks now wet with halfling blood.

"The One Ring is destroyed," said the Thane nervously "and the dwarven prince and elven warrior lie buried in the tunnel beneath the ruins of Delving Lane."

The Elven Wizard smiled.

Cabe was surprised to find how fast the old hag could move. She kept pace with him as he ran down the shadowed road of Main Street and branched off into the forest through the way his tracker friend Sting had shown him. At last he stopped at the beginning of the narrow path into the halfling village.

"Here's where you go," he said carelessly, and he was so busy dropping the purse of gold into his pocket that he did not see the crone's staff descending on his head.

Dahzila the witch tucked her staff back under one arm and dragged the lifeless boy away into the Shire.

Mirka held her breath as a dark shape clumped into the field and dropped an unmoving body at the feet of the Elven Wizard. As she looked up, she found herself staring into the face of Dahzila the witch, the recluse, whom no one had ever seen since she buried herself in a cave in the depths of the lonely mining village, Brin Shayer. Mirka found herself fascinated by the pure evil in Dahzila's face, the way a mouse might be fascinated by a snake. Suddenly Dahzila turned her glare on her, and Mirka dropped her eyes and mumbled something incoherent at her feet.

The Elven Wizard drew in a breath.

"Very well," he said. "We shall begin."

They formed a circle around the table which, used to cakes and pies of Goldilocks' uncertain cooking, groaned under the weight of Cabe's inert form and the Keeper's head. The Thane and Mirka shuffled uncertainly, the Wizard and Dahzila noiselessly slid into place.

"Now is the time for everything that has been sleeping to awake again," intoned the Elven Wizard, his staff held high towards the black skies. "Long ago, before the Shire was built, before the stupid halflings came here with their families, this land was where the Manetheran woods and the Haon-Dor forests met. This land was a sacred crossroads. And it was the land of the Dark Lord."

Mirka thought she felt something rustle up behind her and lay cold fingers on her neck. She opened her mouth to scream but the Thane kicked her in the ankles, so she continued listening to the story though she had heard the wizard tell it at least a hundred times.

"But the humans and the halflings united," continued the Wizard implacably. "They cleared the trees, destroying ancient families of the treants. They forced the sun to shine into the Barrow downs and desecrated the land of the Dark Lord. They built their homes and took from the earth. Now it is time for the Lord to reclaim what is his. One human and one halfling we offer in sacrifice now. Bring your subjects and let them reclaim what is rightfully theirs."

Muttering, Dahzila took from her pouch a green powder and scattered about the table. It caught fire and an acrid smell rose, choking the Thane, who coughed into his red-spotted neck-kerchief. He sniffed and looked sideways to see if Mirka too was having an allergic reaction, but Mirka was too paralysed by fear to notice.

From the ground, a mist was creeping. It eddied around them like thick fog, until they could hardly see, before coalescing slowly into ominous gray spectral figures that hovered around the field silently, lingering, waiting.

The Elvan Wizard stepped forward.

"Welcome, Barrow-Wights," he said reverently, "Welcome back to your ancestral home."

A grey figure that seemed slighly more solid than the rest moved slowly in front of the wizard. Mirka saw a circlet of gold resting upon its ghostly brow.

"We have returned," it said slowly, and its voice was like distant ice breaking in a barren sea. "We have returned to claim our land, and to destroy its inhabitants. For years we had to be content with terrorising the villagers after dusk, taunting them from the shadows. But now this land will be returned to the shadows and to our Dark Lord."

It turned slowly and flicked wraith-like fingers at the other Barrows. Go, it seemed to say, go and take back our land. With a moan, the Barrows assented and began to slip noiselessly away in the direction of the village.

From the rows of cottages, Mirka heard screams of halflings as they were woken in their beds by Barrows sliding icy fingers along their faces, and long teeth buried in their foreheads to suck their cranial juices. She was glad she had chosen to be on the winning side. She hoped the Barrow-Wights would remember their promise to turn her into a shade who could walk on the dark side forever.

The leader of the Barrows had remained, its empty eye holes fixed unwaveringly on their faces.

"We have kept our promise," it said "to bring you the bounty of the Dark Lord. But where is that, that you have forsworn to me?"

The Elven Wizard pointed to the table.

"Your sacrifice as agreed," he said. "A human and a halfling for you alone."

The Barrow bent over the table, and sniffed softly and lingeringly, but he did not touch them.

"This is not a human," he stated flatly. "I desire to taste human flesh. That boy is a dwarf!"

A dwarf! Mirka gasped. Was it possible that Kim had actually debased herself to that extent? Could it be that Cabe's unknown father had been from the other side of the mountains? Her mind raced as she imagined herself spreading the rumour throughout Manetheran. But meanwhile, there remained a slight problem at hand.

For once, the Elven Wizard was losing his calm. His face twitched perceptibly and he stuttered.

"A - a dwarf? Administrative mistake, I assure you. It was never our intent to - er- cheat you out of human flesh…."

The Barrow lord put his spectral face close to the Wizard.

"But meanwhile," it said softly, "I require a human. Or, not only will I not make you shades as promised, I will end your wretched little lives. And all your magic cannot stop me, a Barrow who no longer can be penetrated by spells."

A potent pause fell over the field. The Barrow looked at all of them in turn and the Thane shuddered as he felt that eyeless gaze sweep over him. As the screams from the village amplified, a sudden horror fell over Mirka and she looked desperately at first the Dahzila, then the Wizard, even Goldilocks who was in a dead faint on the damp ground and would probably expire at any moment from heart failure. The Barrow stretched out his arms to them with long, evil, claw-like fingers and licked his lips.

Mirka found herself saying "I know a human."

The Barrow-Wight smiled expectantly.

Grobule was awakened by an uncomfortable feeling that something was watching him. He opened his eyes and stared disbelieving. If something had a pale gray face and empty eye holes, it was definitely watching him. He tried to scream but the mist was already covering his face and suffocating him. The thing smiled, as Grobule's eyes bulged in horrer and his puffed cheeks, already turning blue, tried to take a last breath of air, as the Barrow lovingly embraced him.

"For selling overpriced pipeweed bread," it whispered, as its fangs slid slowly and painfully into his eye sockets.

Lael

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#1 - Real Scary Story

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I am Thunal. Born of a bard, and raised as one, I once thought to sing for my bread and gold. Never in my wildest dream did I imagine the sheer joy and unadulterated terror that would pave my way into and through the Citadel of the Stars, aye and to the edge of the abyss where Akrai himself stands yet this day. Rest a moment, and hear of my triumph and my shame.

The first time the Citadel of the Stars brought itself to my attention was attempting to charm Oro (the dwarven prince in Karak Kadon) into joining Thorgar and I to traipse through the Palace of Misery (POM) once again. The stones themselves cried out "[INFO] Strom has been killed by Elyona". During the ensuing converstaions, and general shouting at the world, I gleaned the entrance to the Citadel was in that very place I desired to go.

Oro, Thorgar and myself immediately raced to the top of POM to discover where this entrance might be. We destroyed some undead knights, slaughtered some revenants and even laid waste to a palace guard (or 10). Spying the dreaded Ashen, floating to the north of us, I decided to try an alternate path down into the bowels of POM. Searching about and knocking on various doors, I eventually discovered another Ashen, yet he did not bar my way, and so ventured past him and headed down the stairs.

After searching the library (and slaying more undead) I came upon another door. A quick overview of the situation showed more creatures to my south. After knocking (softly) upon the door, I discovered this mound of pulsating Flesh. This Flesh appeared to be grouped with some guards and Darksoul's of the blackest nature. Luckily, I was rightous and quick. We ran through the corridor, and only stopped when we came to a great oak door I had not noticed before.

Opening the door was no great chore (as it was not locked), and on the other side was this giggling mad man. Perhaps I should not speak so of a king, yet this Gholmre was literally gibbering. In an attempt to calm him, I started repeating his words back at him. He cackled one last time, then fell silent to my relief.

This was unfortunately a very momentary relief. My friends and compatriots were suddenly nowhere to be found. I still don't know why I decided to cut my losses, but I decided if they could leave me like that, I was better off without them. *BAM!* It was like spiked club between my eyes! I had already cast them aside, when I realized I was in a place I had never seen before. When I looked to see 'where' this place was, a realization of enourmous possibility came to me! The Citadel of the Stars! I had made it, or so I thought.

Searching the local area took a rather small amount of time. The last time a person had been here, they had been chased by something called 'An elite guard' and it was apparently trapped to the east, west and south of that location. I decided to head north and scour for clues to this area. I met with an old shopkeeper, who described some sentinels and other creatures called oracles. He was also nice enough (or perhaps senile enough) to hand me an ancient calendar filled with some strange giberish which I hoped to decipher. When he started on about words of power, I felt it was, perhaps time to depart, and moved immediately to the east of that strange shopkeepers store.

Resting, and attempting to further identify the calendar, it was a rather painful surprise to feel a dagger tickle my ribs. Twisting about, I fumbled the dagger from an assasins hands, and tried to save my own life. Happily, it was my day. Searching the corpse of his body, I discovered a not directing the assassin's attentions to the Citadel and the shopkeeper. Guess I looked old for an elf, or some such thing.

I decided to heal while walking, hoping it would be safer, but holding a weapon at ready in case of further attempts upon my life. Espying a guard in strange clothes, who stood above me, I went up the stairs toward him. It was my intention to inquire further concerning the citadel from it's (I supposed) premier guard. Yet, after seeing my weapon held ready, he screamed and attacked me! In my defense, I was not stealthy, yet these constant attacks were starting to wear thin my patience. Searching yet another cooling corpse, I picked up the guard's key and opened the portal to the Citadel of the Stars.

Thinking perhaps that I was evoking these attacks, I removed the staff that Rahvin himself once wielded, and moved into the room. Looking about the Shrine, as it immediately appeared to be, I brought myself to the attention of a statue with an X carved into it's forehead. It seemed alive, and yet was utterly still. Some mages had put it together very well though, and it seemed to be guarding a glowing portal. I thought it might be a Sentinel. Perhaps the old man had seen more than I thought. Spouting a multiple of words, I must have said something right... This contraption raised its left arm, and the glowing portal flashed a brilliant green. There is no fool like a young one, so I entered.

A crystal pendulum swung towards me, and missed, yet I still felt cut to the bone. I quickly clambered in the only direction available, and was once again in the shrine with the portal and the Sentinel. Thinking back to those words of power, I tried a slightly different combination, and Sentinel once again raised his arm, and the portal flashed yet again. After resting a moment, to gather my strength, and courage, I ventured through the portal a second time.

The scent of fresh grass floating about another Sentinel was the first thing I noticed. Seeing some guards a short distance away from me, I decided to take another chance and approach them. After snorting at my outlandish dress (they were seemed to be headed to a costume ball themselves) they advised me to seek the Warlord of Spring for more information. I approached him and begged for the use of his key (figuring I might need it). He was most unwilling to relinquish the key... but after succumbing to a small case of sleep, somehow dropped it into my purse.

Exploring this area was unlike anything I had encountered before. In order to explore rooms, I had to spout babble to a Sentinel, who seemed to rip some invisible curtain away from my eyes just long enough for me to step forward. I encountered four Oracles in the Spring of the Citadel. Unfriendly chaps, with some rather novel appraoches towards celebrating Spring. All of them seemingly designed to make a simple explorer like myself into a rather large mince pie.

Making my way from these messes, and wishing I could somehow get the Warlord to help me with my problem, I ran back to wake him up. After a short conversation, he gave in and decided that perhaps he could follow me to check out these oracles. I convinced the Warlord to say the same words I had used, but that damned Sentinel just ignored him! How frustrating!! Luckily, a judicious use of some spooky techniques encouraged two of the four oracles to go meet with their warlord, and shortly thereafter, their maker. Their quickly decomposing bodies contained some strange rune-stones that I decided to hold onto for possible future use.

The Warlord and I asked the Sentinel near the portal to do the flashy thing, and this time, things worked out peachy! Unfortunately, I had left my staff in the ready position, and had to argue with some guards on the other side of the portal. The Warlord was arguing on my side though, so the conversation, such as was made, was short. The heat was more than merely warm in this new season. The sun beat down upon us, so it was a relief to remove my staff once again, and search out this portion of the magical Citadel.

Another Warlord joined my cause here, and I was able to get one of the warlords to chase me into a trap, all unsuspecting. Imagine my joy, when his sword turned out to be worth about 50,000 coins to a thief on the other side of the world. Still dancing with joy, I returned with my two new friends to the Sentinel of the Portals (as I was beginning to think of him). We traveled onto the season of autumn, and immediately set out to find another Warlord. 'Twas such a shame he decided not to join me. But he looked untrustworthy anyway, and he eventually gave his all... to me.

Four oracles later, both of my new friends were done in. They quickly decided to see which was stronger, and both perished due to this sudden combat. With a heavy heart, I moved into the season of winter, to see what new and fascinating creatures might be in existence. After persuading another warlord to join my cause, I had two more oracles drop dead from the beatings they received. Wondering if there might be more to the area then there seemed, I compared the calendar to what I had seen so far... 4 seasons, 4 oracles each season, all guarding something! Somehow, and I know not how to this day, one of the glowing portals led me to the platform near that crystal pendulum. How I shook seeing it, yet it did not take life from me for some reason. Another Sentinel allowed me to enter the tower of the creator. Elite guards made good friends for me there, yet the Warlord of the Creator was unwilling to make friends with me. Poor man. His seal opened a door to a sight that had to be seen to be believed! A HUGE dragon was in the room to the north. hoping to have my friends fight for me, I ran into his room, ordered them to attack, and fled. Alas, the room was of such a peaceful nature, they were unable to do so. Bar'a'din, as the dragon was named, advised me a globe would open a portal to the oblivion maze, beyond which Akrai was plotting with a dark dragon to destroy the world with a plague unlike any other. When a dragon asks for help, what are you to do? I accepted. As I was about to move forward to undertake the offered quest, Bar'a'din advised me that Iriki, who was resting to the north, was all that stood between the citadel, and the Eater of Worlds.

Dropping the globe (and the rune-stones) into a basin to the north of Bar'a'din, a Sentinel caused a gateway to appear. My two elite friends, and I set off to explore the oblivion maze to it's end. Standing in our way were three twisted Sentinels. Antagonistic and rabid monsters that they were, we put them down to sleep with more than our share of cuts and bruises. After four hours of mapping, re-mapping, and once again mapping and cursing up a large storm at something known (for reasons unknown to me even) as a 'reboot' the map was finally complete. We came across a shadowy gate resting on a platform of alabaster shot through with onyx. Entering the gates, we discovered a door, upon which neither knocking (politely) nor even attempting the ever-weird phase seemed to work. Further examination uncovered two Demons of Pain, holding glass keys filled with some blood-like substance. After a long battle, and some time for healing, we moved deeper into the shadowy realm... It almost seemed like deja vu, as we once again encountered two Demons of Pain, requiring dispatch. Sinking deeper into the miasma of living filthy air, we came to a point where the Dragon Kaxezid was exchanging in a rather heated conversation with Akrai.

I was under the impression that Kaxezid was the stronger of the two, and so tried to lure him away from Akrai, so as to do battle one-on-one. Kaxezid chased me up the stairs, where I managed to close some doors around him.

I ran back down and had my two elite friends start pushing Akrai back into the gates of Oblivion. They took a beating, but eventually managed to convince that demon child the death was the ultimate result of his evil ways. We started back up towards Bar'a'din with what we hoped would be a cure for Iriki and the mysterious plague. Memory plays tricks on me here... I hope I decided to try and destroy Kaxezid, but the fact is probably, that I just forgot about him.

I closed the doors behind me as I left Akrai's corpse behind. Seems like a good idea, or did. What if his shade should decide to come after me? Of course, his shade never did get the chance... After closing one door behind me (then locking it, of course) I realized I was in an enclosed room, with two locked doors, and one very angry dragon. To make a rather long story short... Kaxezid ate me in 10 short seconds, while I attempted to recall to the safety of New Manetheren.

The moral being, don't lock yourself in with a pissed of dragon. There are easier ways of becoming pastrami.

Rugalin

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#2 - Real Scary Story

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Tower of Madness


It was a sunny day, and I was traveling through New Manetheren, looking for adventure. I had just finnished my basic training at the Mage tower, and was eager to test my spells and powers for wealth and knowledge. Yet, as it was very early, then not many was sharing my lust for adventure. So instead of just wandering around the Square, I felt to make myself a good meal. Not far from where I was lay the Broken Scabbard. There I bought some food and a bottle of good wine. As I enjoyed this gastronomical feast I felt watched, so I turned my head to see what was bothering my senses. Nothing caught my eye, except the lazy Barkeep, who was busy cleaning the other tables, but as I returned to my meal a stranger sat infront of me. I got a shock, and before I could mutter forth any words the stranger spoke. "I hear thou art looking for adventure?". "Yes, I have been", I said still abit shaken from the approach. "I have a map that can take you yonder.", he said pointing westwards. I had to admit he spoke to my curious half, and I got interrested. "Why would I travel as you bid, and is there no peril at the end of the road?". At these word a smile showed upon his face, and he spoke with a soft voice "Perils ? There are perils where ever thou step, but I can't go back to the tower, as I am being hunted by the Dreamwalkers.", "Pay me 2000 gold coins, and the map is yours to keep". I paid the stranger, and he handed me a scroll. Quickly he left through the backdoor of the Inn. After this I quickly finnished my meal, and went to a place of solitude to study this scroll I had purchased.

The scroll looked old, the feel and the smell of it. I first thought he might had cheated me, but as I progressed through my readings it quickly became clear to me that this scroll was genuine enough. It contained a small story of a tower named the Tower of Rand. From reading the scroll I discovered that there once was a mighty wizard, Rand, who lived in this tower and here he apparently made alot of misshaped creatures. Whatever the greater purpose of this the scroll didn't reveal, but these creatures might have killed their twisted master. The idea of going to an old tower full of misshaped creatures didn't appeal to me, but a small peek inside couldn't hurt anyone. could it ? On the bottom of the map, a rough guide to the tower was given, so without further delay I went to Huerin Silvereyes, and bought a horse for my journey. In my bag I had a few ID scrolls, and a recall scroll just incase the need to escape should arise.

A few hours had passed and it was around mid day, the sun now hung in its full lory. I headed west-wards on the Trade road. After riding a few hours towards the Mountains of Mist a muscular savage looking man saluted my approach. The man introduced himself as Cuthric, a barbarian who had fought many a battle. He was quite impressive to behold, standing a good foot taller than me, and arms as big as tree trunks. "Greetings friend", he said. I made halt and introduced me back, as my code abide me to do. "Greetings Cuthric, how may I be of service ?" I replied. "I thank you, Grendel, but I am not in need of aid for the moment, but I wish to give a warning, shall you decide to venture up the mountains". Cuthric then told of a band of Cyclops, who recently had been either killing or robbing people passing the mountain pass. Also he thought it to be a good idea sticking to the main path, as some of the roads only lead to a long fall into death. Now, I had no intentions of letting a rouge band of Cyclops spoil my quest for fame, so I decided to ride on, and face whatever danger lay ahead of me. Apparently I had some luck shine upon me, as neither step falls nor Cyclops bothered my travels through the mountains. Nearing my destination ever nearer, night was approaching, and with dusk settling in so followed the rain and thunder. Huge lightning bolts alit the sky, and the thunder claps were louder than I had ever heard them before. Suddently, during a big clap, my horse paniced and threw me off, leaving me stranded on foot. Then the rain settled in, and I got soaked to the skin. Walking ever forward I cursed the weather, when suddently I had landed at my destination point. Imagine my surprise when I saw no tower, just a black wall of lava covering the mountain side. I was about to turn my back, as this clearly was the wrong place, when another blast of lightning alit the mountain, revealing a door in the black rock. This tower seemed somehow to be submerged into the mountain, it must have taken some potent magic to create.

Opening the trapdoor a little, I tried to gain an edge to any lurking suprises that might be hidden, when a Demon saw my approach. Screaming and full of hate it leaped towards me, it's face was misshaped, so it was clearly to see that it was a former experiment. The demon tore the door open and charged me with extended claws moan words as it approached. Only one thing sprang into mind, and I uttered the words "Tuborg Loca", and a flaming sphere errupted from my hands, scorching the demon beyond recognition. This encounter startled me somewhat, as I hadn't expected much inside to be alive, but as the weather was getting worse I found it to be safer inside the tower. Once inside I stood on a wide winding stair, looking down the blackness that greeted my sight. I closed my eyes and tried to keen my senses, but I heard nothing that would reveal any presence of misshaped terrors. Silence was the only response, so believing the odds were with me I decended the stairs downwards. After passing a door or two, some intruigingly looking door on the west wall seemed to be worth opening. Inside the room there was alot of books and bookcases, this surely was the wizards library. Eagerly I tried to find something that told of this place, and of the horrors that apparently once took place withing these walls. Suddently I was brutally knocked over and landed on the floor. Cathching my breath and scanning the surroundings I saw that my advesary was a pile of books, crouching around the floor, slamming me with heavy tomes. On any other day you would laugh at such a tale, and call the person telling it a fool, or worse, but now I faced somekind of sick joke that was bend on ending my life. How painful wouldn't it feel to be battered by a heap of books ?

Stretching forth both my hands, I uttered the words for a Burning hands spell, fire errupted around the book-heap, and the smell of burning paper filled my nostrils. After this encounter I was quite sure that avoiding the kitchen would be a very good idea. Back on the stairs, and moving downwards, I tried to stay out of the rooms that passed by, only sometimes would I stop to have a peek inside, and finding nothing of much interrest. After carefully walking down the stairs for 10 minuttes from the book encounter I finally reached the bottom level. There the hallway turned westwards towards a couple of rooms. I went inside the first room, and a guardian of some sort told me to leave, before I had the chance to leave it attacked me. Waving my hand infront of the attacked, I muttered the Sleep spell, and to my luck it worked, the Guardian fell to the floor sleeping. Killing it now was very easy, no need to risk that it would fall me in the back later. It had been guarding a door that lead me towards the work room of the wizard. Strange herbs and jars filled the shelves, yet nowhere was any written information that told of the past events here. At the end of the room a small ladder lead down to another chamber. Stepping inside this room, I saw something very wicked, a huge altar of black obsiddian stod on the floor, and on the ground was painted a pentagram. In the middle of the altar somekind of doorway was to be seen, black masses swirling infront of it. Now I must say this room gave me a very bad feeling, and yet I felt strangly drawn to whatever lied beyond the door in the altar. Taking a very deep breath I stepped through, and as far as I remember everything went extremely fast. A black room, nothing could be seen, but I heard a laughter, evil it was, then the floor dissapeard, and I was in mid-air. With a huge flash the room started to change, my head felt dizzy and I heard voices. A face was forming infront of me and spoke: "Now you are going to die, long have I waited for a sacrife and I shall feast upon your soul mortal". I screamed in terror and tried to run, but whereever I ran the face just appeared infront of me laughing and repeating the same words over and over again. Seeing I had no chance of escaping this being, I started to hurl all spells that came to mind at it, but little did it help, and just as the face started to invoke a spell a thought came to me. My recall scroll, quickly I grabbed it and chanted it with my ever fading powers, a flash came before my eyes, and I stood back in New Manetheren. Still screaming the passing people looked at me, and probably thought I was insane. The sweat dripped from my brow, yet I somehow I was still alive and to this day I never returned to that Tower that almost claimed my life.

Grendel

Laquaya

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A Day in the Life of Xanathar


"Hey asshole shut the fuck up and listen to this story I'm about to tell you, or get the hell out of here before I decide to shut you up myself" a man adorned in a dull gray hooded cloak whispers. "Hey who the hell do you think you are talking to me like that?" says a young man dressed in full plate. Pulling his hood back a dark skinned elf with the long silver hair reveals himself. Staring directly at the warrior he speaks "My NAME is Xanathar Tyr'fing, perhaps you have heard of me?" The young man was shocked, for he knew exactly who this man is soon as he sees him. "I beg thee for your forgiveness Emperor" spoke the man, as he realized his life could end in the blink of an eye. "Now I shall start my story, any interruptions may result in death," Xanathar stated.

"Back in my youth as a young cocky inexperienced drow, I had heard of this place where great fame and fortune could be made. However others spoke of great dangers that lay ahead on the path for fortune. Fuck danger I thought to myself I live for danger, I AM danger! So off I went on my journey to this place known as The Tier of Orthis. On the way to the 'Kingdom of Astrin' I thought to myself what if them little pansies were right? What if this place really was dangerous?

Side tracking for a day I traveled to a place known as the Dark Grove and sought out my friend, the Undead Avatar. It wasn't long before I had convinced him that he should come along and help me destroy this Orthis place. He suggested we should also bring along the Executioner as well, as it had been some time since he had gotten to slay something. I agreed, and we were on our way to the New Manetheren Waygate.

Nearly to the Waygate I started getting anxious for it had been a good day since my hands had felt some warm blood on them. AHAH! I saw a goofy looking bastard up ahead of us he had feathers and wings. What a fairy I thought to myself. I asked my two companions to wait, watch, and learn. It was then that I blended into the shadows and snuck up on this guy. As I got closer I recognized him as the somewhat famous firechicken known as Sting. He must have been out hunting for food. Anyway I snuck up behind his sorry ass and stuck my spear into his back right up to the hilt! Goddamn that felt good to do. He made a weird gurgling noise and fell to one knee. Then he lashed out, fuck he was mad! He surrounded himself with a fiery aura, which by the way hurt like hell when I tried to stab him again. He tried his damnedest to beat me down but to make a long story short. I beat his sorry ass down and watched him die a slow death after tainting his blood with my poison.

I whistled back to my friends to get their attention then told em to catch the hell up to me. The three of us ran to, and through the Waygate system, stopping only to beat the piss out of a couple trollocs that tried to stand in our way. Arriving in the Kingdom of Astrin, I said ok let the REAL adventure begin! I didn't know exactly where the hell the entrance to this so-called Orthis Project was, but I had heard that the Mycnoid King knew where it was.

I had a rough idea where the Mycnoid King resided; it was in a cave near the western side of Astrin. We ran like hell through that damn aspen forest, we had a brief run in with this ugly looking son of a bitch, I guess it was a beholder of some sorts. Anyway one of the bastards many eyes lashed out at me and blinded me in the process. That was it! I got pissed and went psycho on its ass. We left the damn thing in a mass of blood and guts. With no other troubles we found the Mycnoid King. The prick had the nerve to tell me he and his goons would not let me pass. Well haha fuck him I thought, and in the blink off an eye his corpse laid twitching at my feet. I thanked his goons for the co-operation and they ran like the wusses that they were.

We traveled down this stone corridor for quite some time there were spider webs galore. I cut my way through them and soon we emerged onto the streets of Astrin Proper. Not knowing where to go we wandered around aimlessly. It wasn't before long that we stumbled up this big oaf that went by the name of Dyaclecius the Pardoner. We asked him about this Orthis Place. He gave us a key but wouldn't say much else though, so I threatened him saying that he should either tell us where the fuck to go or he was going to receive the beating of a life time from me and my friends. Laughing was his mistake; I called some plants up from the ground that quickly surrounded him, immobilizing him. Walking behind him I put a sword to his throat and gave him the ultimatum. Inform us or Die I told him! Needless to say the coward spit out everything we needed to know and then some. Haha, Kill him anyway, I told my friends. Which they did rather quickly. It was great; the room was covered in blood and guts!

We moved onward, through the underground temple, slaughtering every thing in our path. We were relentless in our assault! You should have seen them fucking ugly illithid bastards. They tried to run, they tried to hide, but in the end.... They all died! After getting our bearings we finally found the damned Elder Brain that had the final key we needed to get into the damned project itself. This guy was a true bastard! I admired him, but he still had to die. His vengeance shroud hurt us pretty good, and the jackass called a bunch of vampires and phantoms to help him. I don't know where the hell they came from but we killed them all too.

After a brief rest to recoup, we were finally inside the Orthis Project itself. We found this half man half-raven ghost inside. And a few other things that helped us figure out what we needed to do. We needed to search and destroy these five beings so that this Karasuman guy as he was called could be freed. Well little did we know this was some gigantic goddamn puzzle to get inside. Good thing I'm one with high intelligence or it could have taken us days to get inside of that place. Having finally opened the portal to get inside, I said ok you two go first and I'll be right behind you. I thought to myself at least if these idiots go first and there is something dangerous I can leave them behind while I run like hell and save my own ass.

Well as it turned out it was a good thing that I got them to go first because I heard them scream "TRAP!" followed shortly by two death cries. Well goddamn it now I was on my own. Oh well no big deal more gold for me right? So I talked to this gay little bard dressed in black, He spoke in some fuckin riddles, so I told him he better open the fuckin door before I slammed his face into the stone wall a few times. The little bastard laughed at me and spit out the same damn riddle again. I finally figured it out after a few minutes of thinking, and then I disposed of him for the hell of it. This short hallway lead to a rupture. I had no damned idea where it went but I ran in headfirst. I quickly found out that there was some kind of barrier preventing my magic from being used inside this rupture as I was jumped by some little sparking beast. I fled and ran to the end of the rupture and jumped through the portal at the end. The crazy bastard hunted me down and caught me off guard as I was preparing myself for what may lie ahead. It turned out he wasn't half the damned monster I thought he was and he died with little effort on my part.

Since Dyaclecius had told me everything that I needed to know about this place, as I stated before, I was searching for soon so called silent assassin. It wasn't long before I found him hiding in his room. Turned out he wasn't half the assassin that I was, I had more trouble killing hobbits. Anyway I found a key on his corpse and unlocked his secret stash where I found a full wine goblet. Looking around his room I saw a big bird cage in his room which housed a large raven. I opened the cage and was immediately attacked by this big bastard of a bird. This fucking raven put up a pretty good fight but not good enough.

Carrying onward deeper into the project I came across the second of five beings I needed to kill. He was inside one of these damn anti-magic ruptures. I decided to use the shadows to my advantage since I could not use my healing powers here. I repeatedly jumped in and out of the shadows stabbing him from all directions until he died. After decapitating him for fun I continued onward in the project in search of the remaining three raven beings. I eventually stumbled upon this fellow who called himself Duke Feran. He was a some pretty boy who wore these cool looking jewel adorned leggings that I figured would look better on me than himself. The fucker had the nerve to jump me, as I looked him over. Some force of good protected him, so I fled and dispelled his sorry ass. It was all over then, I overpowered him, grabbed him by his scruff and repeatedly kneed him in the face. It wasn't long before I fastened his bloody leggings to my legs and ran ahead.

Running through rupture after rupture I wasn't having much luck finding anything else, then I came across this knight of some sort or other. He had a key around his neck so I told him to give the damn thing to me but he wouldn't do so. In one swift move I drove my spear right into his eye socket killing him instantaneously. When I pulled my spear out his eye was perfectly skewered on my spear. So anyway I left it there for good looks and continued down the hallway.

A short while later I came across this fat ugly bitch that demanded that she had some wine. Against my will I gave the fat whore the goblet I found near that pussy assassin. What a fuckin alcoholic this bitch was she slammed the remaining wine that was in this goblet. Just so happened that that wine was poisoned, for once it wasn't my doings though although I wish it had been. She died shortly and soon as she died a rupture popped out of thin air. Now I knew the other three raven beings lied somewhere up ahead of me so I ran through the shadows. I came across some gay little squire boy so I figured I would do him a favor and kill him before he ever became a knight, because I mean who in the hell wants to be a do-gooder knight anyway right? When he died another rupture popped up in his place.

Having two choices now I took the first one I saw and emerged into some small grove. I saw a bear and some druidish looking person up ahead of me so I snuck up on them. Being a greater druid I managed to get the bear to follow me. Now that I had this bear the rest would be a cakewalk I thought to myself. I wandered through the forest with this bear and we came across another rupture. Jumping into it we were met on the other side by a third raven being. The bear turned out to be quite capable; we made short work of the knight, feeding him his own entrails.

The bear told me he knew where another raven being hid inside of a rupture up ahead. So we ran and ran until finally we came to this place inside of another rupture and the bear stopped. I wondered what the fuck was going on then he entered this crevasse that was barely visible. Before I even got a chance to enter the bear emerged with the head of yet another raven being in his mouth. So we had one damned raven being left to kill before we could free Karasuman and have him help us get to the Tier of Orthis.

We waded through the ruptures ahead without much trouble, leaving a wake of bodies behind us. It wasn't before long that we found the last raven guy who we ripped apart with a blinding fury of attacks from all angles. This bear was turning out to be quite the pet, as he was constantly jumping in front of me when we fought to soak up the hits while I dished out the beats. Anyway after this asshole was dead the bear told me the only way out was either by magical means or to go through this big mean dragon. I had the magical means to get myself out but not the bear and I didn't really feel like killing no fucking dragons that day. So after releasing the bear, I recited a scroll of teleportation and wound up close to my target of Karasuman.

Getting back to Karasuman he thanked me for freeing him and asked me to kill him. I told the bastard he better tell me where the fuck the Tier of Orthis was. He explained to me that killing him would create a portal of flesh that would lead me there. So before he could say anything else I kicked him in the head hard as I could, and a gate rose up from the ground. Checking myself over, I was good to go so I entered the gate. Finally I was there, in the Tier of Orthis.

I came across another gate, which I entered, and then I realized that I was stuck in some fucking maze of sorts because I kept on winding up where I had started. After a good day or so I finally figured the fucker out and came upon some creepy looking old bastard, he said he was the Servant of the Dark and asked who I wanted to go see. Well fuck I didn't know so I said uh Xavier. I was teleported to a place with nowhere to go but up, so I ran up with confidence. I knew I was getting near something after having done all that work in the project to get here. I fought a couple of these huge fucking wasps, they weren't much more than a pain in the ass, stopping me only briefly. Nearing the top I saw this man up ahead wearing a cowl on his head and some sort of wicked looking robe. I figured hot damn I'm gonna get me a new fucking bathrobe. So a ran up and jumped out of the shadows, only to be desecrated. And in a blazing fury I had my asshole ripped off and fed to me. I was DEAD! End of fucking story! AND BY THE WAY if I so much as see one of you bastards even snicker I will cut your balls off!"

Xanathar

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Tough Love -or- It's Enough To Make A Gal Wanna Go Good

(A message posted on the board at Commons)
Okay everyone, we need all the clans to participate in our upcoming auction. Send out your beautiful clan ladies decked in their feastday best. The proceeds of the auction will go toward the development of a new zone for our poor little newbies, so bring your wallets and tie your thieves up in the clanhouses!

           --Solace

     (In the Black Orchid Clanhouse)

"Come on, Duo!" Medea sighed in exasperation, "It'll just be an extended date. You know, FUN?"

"Yeah," Duo grumped from the sofa under a file of pillows, "It'll be fun to be drooled over for three whole days with a crazed pervert by my side. I'll just be sure to carry my Rahvin's staff and a case recall scrolls."

"You never know Duo," Malice said teasingly, trying to get a rise out of her clan-sister, "You may just have a good time. A REAL good time."

"--and a chastity belt." Duo dead panned.

"Whoever in the hell said anything about cybersex?" Voyka demanded, folding away her black cultist robe and putting it in a sack. "This is a charity auction to raise money for funds to build that new zone for the newbies. There are more important things to think about than your hormones."

Everyone else grunted and went about what they were doing. Duo's head peeped up from under a pillow and she hungrily eyed a new green dress Medea was holding up in front of a mirror. "Where'd ya get that from?"

"It doesn't come in larger sizes." Medea answered sweetly and automatically.

From the sweet look on Duo's face, milk and honey should have poured from her mouth, "Oh," she paused, "So where'd you get yours?"

"Time!" Malice called before it turned ugly. It was a set signal with all of them. Everyone respected the referee call. They had to, working as closely as they did in the clan. Otherwise there would be a write up in the Chaos Times newspaper about how all of them were found on the floor in the dump with death grips on each other's throats. Duo giggled at the image, Medea glared.

"Spirits lifting?" Voyka queried.

"On the elevator up," Duo chirped. Then she stood up and went into full stretch, "Okay, well... I guess I'll just go shopping and get a few things done before tomorrow's 'date'. A little body piercing-- maybe, a tattoo saying, "I've got mono!" stamped on my forehead-- definitely.." she trailed out muttering to herself.

The others blinked at the closing door, shaking their heads.

     (In the Auction House)

"I really hate you." Malice said with feeling. She was wearing a gorgeous blue gown that set off her eyes so well that they sparkled like smouldering sapphires. "I mean it Voyka. Why do you get to wear the tailored pant outfit while I wear this..." she shuddered, "...dress! I want to switch!"

"Medea..." Duo cooed from her position near the curtain, "Look at that guy out there! He looks like Mel Gibson."

"We can't," Voyka said wearily for the thousandth time, "We're up in a few minutes."

Medea flew over to Duo's side and tore aside the velvet curtain. Then she gagged, "Mel Gibson in The Man Without a Face!"

Voyka turned slightly and spared the man a glance, "It looks like someone went bowling in his mouth and couldn't pick up the split." she smiled wickedly, "I hope he bets on you, Duo."

"Voyka, are you listening to me?" Malice demanded angrily. Other auctionees were beginning to look at the small Black Orchid group, blinking curiously.

"At least you don't have big hips," Medea, ever helpful pointed out to Malice.

Duo glistened at Voyka from across the room, "Whaddaya mean by that, thunder thighs?"

"Well at least my dress doesn't have holes in it like some drunken sea monkey on crack with a pair of scissors and a grudge had a go at it!" Malice snapped testily at Medea.

"Thunder thighs?!" Squawked Voyka, "You little cow!"

"Yeah, well you can wear outfits like these when you have an hour glass figure like mine. You've got an hour and a half." Medea's voice was rising into a near shriek by the last few words.

"You wanna make something of it, guacamole butt?!" Duo was on her toes, chin thrust up in the air defiantly. There was a hasty call for their clanleader that none of them heard. People in the audience were wondering who was killing who in the auction room.

"What's that supposed to mean, Medea?" Malice growled.

"You've got too much time on your ass!" Medea snapped. Malice gasped in shock. "And too little at 2 and 10 o'clock!" Medea added.

Voyka grabbed Duo by the front of her dress, her voice flat as a planed board, "We're gonna play a little game, you and I. It's called, 'Is there a God?'."

"At least I'm not a digital!" Malice screamed back. Medea looked puzzled. "You have to stuff your bras, don't you? A guy gets to second base and he finds out the base is loaded!"

Their clanleader dashed around the corner, hands held up frantically, "TIME!!"

"CLEAR!" Duo, Voyka, Medea and Malice shouted back. The female members of the other clans barely had time to clear the floor before they were rolling on it.

"Oh for cryin' out loud!" Zahrim muttered. "Knock it off!" Maugan yelled. The old man from the audience, the one with two teeth, came up next to Malice and put his arm around her waist, lifting her up off the floor, "I'm the proprietor of this here establishment and let me tell you. I used to wear dresses when I was younger." he said. The horrified look on EVERYONE'S face would have fit right into the Funny Faces Gallery. "We could try a few on together for old time's sake."

Recovering first, Medea rescued a panicked Malice who was about to remove the man's arm from the shoulder, "So nice. Now you wear diapers." she said in a lilting voice, removing the pervert's hand from her clan-sister's waist firmly. Voyka turned him around and shoved him along his way.

"Voyka, if you don't give me that outfit," Malice said calmly, "You're gonna go out nude."

"Huh?" Voyka said, for once completely confused.

"Cause I'm gonna rip it off of you and STAPLE it on if I have to!" Malice said in a rising shriek.

Their clan-leader sighed. Then he called a trio of tailors from the back. When the girls looked at them suspiciously, they all shrugged. "We knew it wouldn't work," was all Maugan said.


     (Out on the main stage)

"May I please present our next clan lovely up to bid. Light followers, eat your hearts out! From Black Orchid, Voyka!" There was a thunderous round of applause.

Voyka stepped out onto the stage in Malice's blue gown. The tailors had rapidly turned it into a sexy number that accentuated her slender waist and flared out in an asymmetrical cut of layers down a little past her knee on the right side and almost scandalously high on the left thigh, showing off her gorgeous legs. The neckline dipped from the shoulder of one sleeve and swooped down across her chest, one entire sleeve cut off. Of course, it looked good!

"Hello," Voyka said in her smoky voice.

Stunned silence.

Then the bids flew rapid fire. The announcer seemed almost bewildered by the amounts that rolled in, but no more than the Balrog in the back. With all that brown hair shimmering on her shoulders, she looked like a goddess. There was no way he could afford her.

"SOLD!" The auctioneer hollered.

All three Black Orchid women stared at Voyka in wonder as their clan-sister was lead off the stage and into the side room where the people met their dates. "Good luck!" she mouthed at them, lead away by her drop dead gorgeous date. They got married later, but that's not a part of the story.


     (From the audience)

"I guess I'll try for Malice then," the balrog muttered from his own spot in the thick of the crowd.

"Our next bid up is that stunning woman with the soul shatter you know and love from the warzone. The half demon, half drow elf, Malice of Black Orchid!"

Malice stepped up on the stage in a tailored pure white suit with black trim. Her hair was straight and spread over her shoulders like a glimmering velvet cape, capped with a white hat banded in black. Smokey charcoal brought out the blue in her eyes. The fire engine red lipstick with matching nails... paired up with that unmistakably feminine silhouette, had the men howling. Winking slowly, she twirled her black cane and grounded it before her, planting her feet apart boldly.

"Come on then!" she called loudly, challengingly.

Again, a flurry of bids and again a red faced Balrog was outbid. A sharply cutie won out over everyone else with his bid. It was quite obvious that the bidding was getting intense and that only the high rollers were in on this event. The proprietors were tickled pink. They were getting a lot of money for the charity cause and, of course, some of the proceeds would be going to them for allowing the organization to have it in their establishment.

Malice winked at her clan-sisters and her polished shoes tapped out a jaunty rhythm as she was led away. Still, she took the time to trip one of the Hunters of the Horn as she was called up to the stage.

After the bedlam that caused, Medea gathered herself as the man announced her name. Duo barely had time to gape before she was gone.

"Our sword swinging beauty from the Clan of Black Orchid, Medea!"

Immediately, everyone was shut out as a man in the front bid an insane sum of money. Almost dislodging her artistically messy bun, Medea whipped her head around to stare at the man. His hair was like a golden coin in the bright lights and he had the face of an angel. A mischievous one. He smirked up at her and she breathed deeply with an answering smile of her own. His face turned slightly red when he saw what interesting things her breathing was doing to the daringly cut out sections of her dress.

Medea's smile broadened into a wide grin and she flashed a victory sign at Duo as she was taken away. "Do your best!" she whispered encouragingly.

Now it was her turn. Duo felt all of a sudden sick. She didn't WANT to go out there all alone, being bid on. Why did this have to be the one thing this week that her clan-sisters had stood on? It was a given that every week they forced her to do something she didn't want to. Last week it had been dueling. The week before that, holy warzoning. Now this! And they wouldn't even be there to support her! Iron stiffened her backbone and she calmly stepped out onto the stage. Who needed support?! She could deal just fine on her own thank-you-very-much!

"Now, the tomboy of Black Orchid, Duo!"

Sparing a bit of her time to cast a magic missle at the auctioneer, she stepped fully into the light. Lifting her chin, she allowed her finger combed silvery tresses to wisp around her as she moved, sylph-like across the stage, "Konban wa," she whispered in her melodic voice, but she knew everyone heard because there wasn't a sound in the room.

She had chosen this particular sheer floral print chiffon with rouched bodice and slender straps for it's innocent, but not so innocent appeal. The light hit her head and shimmers of light danced through her hair, picking out the glimmering highlights. It also allowed people so see the sexy tigerprint coverup she wore underneath her tissue thin gown.

They'd better have liked it, it cost nearly a million gold coins without the connections she had. As it was, it took about a fifty thousand gold coin chunk out her wallet, gladly spent.


(In the audience)

An appreciative sigh all around and now the balrog was raging and tearing at his hair. Sighing sadly, he auctioned off his pelt, promising to hand it over as soon as he died. He HAD to win this one!

Duo was in her element twirling before the crowd. The lights made her giddy and the air seemed to sparkle. She heard an offensive amount of gold being bid on her but before she could react, she heard SOLD! A shoulder planted itself in her belly and she was lifted off the stage like a sack of potatoes. Screaming obscenities, she clawed and kicked at the doofus carrying her. That's when she heard the gasps and the smothered laughter. Looking down, she stared at the double handful of fur she had in her hands. Looking closer, she shrieked and struggled to get free.

"No! Mobs are NOT allowed to bid!" she howled as she was carried out.
"Heeeeeeeeelllllllp!"

As she was carried out, snarling at a few White Tower women for laughing at her, she paused to think. Okay, so maybe he was going off to torture her in some kind of sad horror story kind of way. So what? The Balrog calmly walked up Promenade and made a right on Westershire. Oh Great. He was getting awfully close to Cemetery. Not good!

"Do you know who I am?" she shrieked, "Do you know how powerful my clan is? Do you know I have a really lovely clan-sister Saria who wasn't in the bidding?"

The Balrog paused, then shook it's head and kept moving. As the thing moved against her, she realized the being had an inordinately big head. Odd for a Balrog. She thought, maybe this wasn't a mob, but a god in disguise! Maybe she had managed to land herself into some big and important story. Maybe this strange, twisted creature was here to drag her off to some enchanted palace! Or someone to teach her how to use some freaky new Ancient Knowledge! Or at the very least he would turn into a handsome prince when they got to.... Damn.

They were at the cemetery. Filthy zombies touched her with their slimy, cold fingers and huge, nasty monsters pressed close. Duo's heart pounded hard. What was she going to do?

Instantly she calmed herself down and started acting sweet, murmuring that she could walk, asking where they were going, that sort of thing. Just to take the creature off edge and make it feel comfortable. Suddenly, she didn't care WHAT this thing was, she wanted off the ride! A ghoul across from her nibbled on the remains of a newbie, crunching on his armor.

She gave a shriek as she was suddenly overbalanced. There was a startled oath and she landed on her rear so hard that she bounced twice. Flinging her dress off her head and smoothing it back down, she scowled.

"That damnable dress!" the tall figure roared. It subsided into murmurs, rubbing a shin and removing a bit of her dress from it's pant leg.

Duo's head titled to the side, eyes wide and mouth hanging. It was... a man? For real?! Wearing half a Balrog suit? THIS was her ticket to the bigtime? She shot up from the ground in a towering fury. She ripped at the top of the costume and yanked off that ridiculous head, shaking the Balrog pelt in rage.

Two big green eyes blinked at her in startlement. A man, taller than her a head stared at her in shock, then brushed long red hair out of his eyes and blushed.

"What is the meaning of this!" she demanded.

"Well, I..."

Duo bashed him over the head with the costume, "How DARE you drag me off like... so much LUGGAGE and then bring me here!" She ground her teeth in rage. "I swear, If I had my sword, I'd--"

"Calm down a moment," he said softly, standing up from where she'd clobbered him. Taking her hands in his, he smiled at her. Duo felt his eyes on her almost at once and hers sought him out instinctively. His hair was the color of the scarlet heart of a flame. His eyes were confident, intelligent, sharp and the richest velvety green of moss. So sexy.

Her eyes swept up, coral pink lips curving in a defiant smirk. His eyes locked with hers in a silent duel and the side of his full, sensual lips quirked up in amusement. "I wanted to do something different and original." he made a gesture and the zombies parted stiffly to show a table set for two. Duo's eyes took on a dangerous sparkle and her mouth opened slightly, an eyebrow arched mockingly.

"I'm still REALLY pissed off at you, but...At least the servers seem fresh." she said softly.

He laughed, a rich, wonderful sound. "Oh yes. Newbies die so easily, you always have a good supply." The sound of his voice made her knees feel weak and watery, a curl of heat uncoiling in her belly. "Shall we?"

"Let's!" she laughed and placed her fingers on his wrist, feeling the rapid beat of his heart that betrayed the emotion he hid behind that engaging smile.

Like a gentleman, he led her to the table and pulled out her chair. Duo paused for a moment as he seated himself, then walked over to his side and sat in his lap. He moved to speak and she reached up and placed her small hand firmly over his lips. "Quiet. I'm studying you."